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Post by lm_Brian on Feb 26, 2015 10:46:46 GMT
I think it is shining armor, twilight sparkle's older brother. Besides being co-ruler of the crystal empire, which is clearly the Germanic master-race of the mlp universe, he is by far the most mature character that can still be related to, and his wedding arc explored remarkably mature themes compared to the rest of the show. Also, he has the best magic, shown by the impressive size of his horn. Judging by global declarations, clearly people disagree with me, so post your own reasons for who is best pony here.  |
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Post by whiskertoes on Feb 26, 2015 16:59:55 GMT
As leader of EUN, I believe I am the most qualified for this question. Rarity is obv. best pone. She is a beautiful pone, with pristine, white fur, with a purple royal mane. She is also smart, and knows economics from running a business (which can actually be useful.) Even though people dislike her personality, I think she is the greatest character in the show. Also she's my waifu  |
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Post by TheGreatPterodactlColterKaiser on Feb 26, 2015 18:24:02 GMT
 Just fucking look at this fucking pretty pony. You'd have to be a fucking faggot to think anyone but Twilot is best pone. |
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Post by whiskertoes on Feb 26, 2015 21:50:24 GMT
Just fucking look at this fucking pretty pony. You'd have to be a fucking faggot to think anyone but Twilot is best pone. you mean second best? |
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Post by slim on Feb 27, 2015 2:05:42 GMT
 This thread should be entitled "Who is best pone and why is it mr. cake?" I mean, I seriously hope the above posts are just poor attempts at being "ironic." Mr. cake is a fucking business owner, family man, and pillar of the community. Despite being a business man he's pretty charitable as can be evidenced by him employing the mentally handicapped in his bakery like pinkie pie(who is also probably his side hoe.) He's also stylish as fuck(unlike rarity) and wears a fuckin bowtie. He gets to keep pinkie pie (who he generously provides housing for in the loft above) up all night to the sound of him pounding Mrs. cake's sweet mare pussy after a good days work. Did I mention he's a business owner? WTF do these other pone do? Twilight sits on her ass all day collecting bits at her government service job. Fluttershy squats in the woods and doesn't even pay property taxes. Rainbow douche's head is quite literally in the clouds. And applefuck takes credit for all the hardwork her brother does. Oh yeah and Mr.Cake already got two kids to continue his line of badassery and to takeover the business when he decides to retire. |
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Post by whiskertoes on Feb 28, 2015 5:18:47 GMT
This thread should be entitled "Who is best pone and why is it mr. cake?" I mean, I seriously hope the above posts are just poor attempts at being "ironic." Mr. cake is a fucking business owner, family man, and pillar of the community. Despite being a business man he's pretty charitable as can be evidenced by him employing the mentally handicapped in his bakery like pinkie pie(who is also probably his side hoe.) He's also stylish as fuck(unlike rarity) and wears a fuckin bowtie. He gets to keep pinkie pie (who he generously provides housing for in the loft above) up all night to the sound of him pounding Mrs. cake's sweet mare pussy after a good days work. Did I mention he's a business owner? WTF do these other pone do? Twilight sits on her ass all day collecting bits at her government service job. Fluttershy squats in the woods and doesn't even pay property taxes. Rainbow douche's head is quite literally in the clouds. And applefuck takes credit for all the hardwork her brother does. Oh yeah and Mr.Cake already got two kids to continue his line of badassery and to takeover the business when he decides to retire. isn't rarity also a business owner |
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Post by slim on Feb 28, 2015 8:15:11 GMT
Mr. Cake runs a useful business.
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Post by lm_Brian on Feb 28, 2015 8:40:12 GMT
Mr. Cake runs a useful business. implying the royal guard and the entire crystal empire aren't useful. Mr cake has almost no effect on the larger economy, nor role in maintaining society. When he dies, the world will go on fundamentally unchanged. He is barely distinguishable from his absence, and even then only to a small number of ponies. |
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Post by edr on Feb 28, 2015 16:03:18 GMT
You could make the same argument with Mao Zedong than the good ol' doughnut shopkeeper across the street.
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Post by edr on Feb 28, 2015 16:04:37 GMT
And if you really wanted to be technical, Celestia ultimately controls the entire scheme, not just those two irrelevant ponies that control some north land.
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Post by lm_Brian on Feb 28, 2015 20:41:03 GMT
And if you really wanted to be technical, Celestia ultimately controls the entire scheme, not just those two irrelevant ponies that control some north land. Yeah, but Celestia's a bitch, and therefore cannot be a serious candidate for best pone.  Whereas the crystal empire never hurt anyone. |
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Post by whiskertoes on Mar 1, 2015 1:23:55 GMT
And if you really wanted to be technical, Celestia ultimately controls the entire scheme, not just those two irrelevant ponies that control some north land. Yeah, but Celestia's a bitch, and therefore cannot be a serious candidate for best pone. Whereas the crystal empire never hurt anyone. its crystal what if you cut yourself ;_;7 |
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Post by edr on Mar 1, 2015 2:29:50 GMT
And if you really wanted to be technical, Celestia ultimately controls the entire scheme, not just those two irrelevant ponies that control some north land. Yeah, but Celestia's a bitch, and therefore cannot be a serious candidate for best pone.
Whereas the crystal empire never hurt anyone.Celestia liberated the CE and made it tons better. She controls and keeps stability across the entire nation. 2 opponents who tried to coup her deserved to die, and it's arguably better than they lived out the punishment and are essentially normal people today. Some godlike health they must have, so no real mental damage done there. Also, >tyrany >implying I support sunbutt >Ponka best |
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Post by TheGreatPterodactlColterKaiser on Mar 2, 2015 21:56:55 GMT
And if you really wanted to be technical, Celestia ultimately controls the entire scheme, not just those two irrelevant ponies that control some north land. Yeah, but Celestia's a bitch, and therefore cannot be a serious candidate for best pone. Whereas the crystal empire never hurt anyone. >le tyrant celestia maymay XDD All of your opinions on pone are now incorrect and wrong forever or until you accept Twilot as your m'lady and waifu. |
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